Curses upon you, web surfer!
The curses provided by this bot are not profanity; they don't involve magic; they're not for use in role-playing games;
they don't call down evil on anyone; and they don't call upon
supernatural entities. Basically, they're just random abuse, slightly more wordy than "May you live in interesting times"
or "May you step on a Lego."
This will eventually be a "generate another insult" button.
597 : /diversions/cursebot.php : 25Oct22
This is content that OUGHT to be replaced.